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1. i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section

2. He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?

3. When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.

4. I'd rather shit a knife than sleep with you.

5. Text her.

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