1. Completely uncertain if wearing the witch's liver as a hat is such a good idea, but I will support you in your endeavors. (please do not get that thing near me, I do not want to wear it.) II. I trust you, as well as five cups of the blackest coffee, will remind me of all the bad decisions that I have made this night. III. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I have my tube of blood red lipstick tucked into my cleavage just in case I get so drunk that my mask comes off. IV. I do not think that filling a children's pool with vodka and then attempting to snorkle counts as 'intended use' V. I am afraid that you have not been sufficiently 'good' enough to have earned the strap. It would behoove you to further your attempts. VI. A penis fly trap is as a penis fly trap does - VII. His catholic guilt is strong, but I can assure you the flash of my pulse point is stronger.
Lethica Nightborne | Legends of Avantris: Edge of Midnight
II. I trust you, as well as five cups of the blackest coffee, will remind me of all the bad decisions that I have made this night.
III. Desperate times call for desperate measures, I have my tube of blood red lipstick tucked into my cleavage just in case I get so drunk that my mask comes off.
IV. I do not think that filling a children's pool with vodka and then attempting to snorkle counts as 'intended use'
V. I am afraid that you have not been sufficiently 'good' enough to have earned the strap. It would behoove you to further your attempts.
VI. A penis fly trap is as a penis fly trap does -
VII. His catholic guilt is strong, but I can assure you the flash of my pulse point is stronger.
+or text her!