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Trystan Cleary ([personal profile] charmperson) wrote in [community profile] fae_wildest 2024-04-18 02:44 am (UTC)

Tryst Cleary | Original D&D Character


1. I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.

2. I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life.

3. She recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.

4. Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

5. We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?

6. THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING.

7. Text him!

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