1. Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
2. I need to get crying drunk at the tavern more often. I end up going home with guys who have big penises. It's like Bahamut is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up."
3. This weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
4. Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Ellia Corrin | D&D OC
2. I need to get crying drunk at the tavern more often. I end up going home with guys who have big penises. It's like Bahamut is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up."
3. This weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
4. Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
5. Text her!