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vεx'αнℓια ([personal profile] stolentrinkets) wrote in [community profile] fae_wildest 2024-04-18 02:32 am (UTC)

Vex'ahlia | Critical Role

1. 5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.

2. He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra and I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.

3. I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.

4. That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.

5. Text her!

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